🕰️ Wanted: Time Machine (Pre-2050 Models Only) 🚀

Seeking a gently used time machine. Only models from before 2050, please. Contact: Future Me

Requirements:

• Must run on tea ☕ (Earl Grey preferred)
• Equipped with a British accent translator
• Weather-proof (you know why, fellow Brits)
• Queen's Guard hat rack included
• Automatic queue-forming feature a must!

Will trade for:

• My extensive collection of BBC period dramas
• A lifetime supply of digestive biscuits
• One slightly used London Bridge (not to be confused with Tower Bridge)

Serious inquiries only. No tire kickers or paradox enthusiasts, please!

What would you do if you had a time machine? Pop back to watch The Beatles at Cavern Club? Grab a pint with Shakespeare? Let us know in the comments! 👇